A Couple of Jokes

Q – ‘What’s the difference between investment bankers and London pigeons ?’.
A- ‘The pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW’s’.

Q – ‘What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza ?’
A – ‘A large pizza can feed a family of four’.

Q – ‘What’s the capital of Iceland ?’
A – ‘About $3.50’.

Q – ‘What do you call 12 investment bankers at the bottom of the ocean ?’
A – ‘A good start’.

Q – ‘How do you define optimism ?’
A – ‘An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday!’.

Q – ‘What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage say ?’
A – ‘Would you like fries with that, sir ?’

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